Friday, 29 January 2010

Blair's Crusade

Would I change anything if I had to do it all again?
Well, open-necked, pure-white, designer shirt,
khaki chinos, brown shoes: I call it
Soft Military Chic.
Of course I wouldn't change it.

I did try to tell Gordon...


Thursday, 28 January 2010

Throwing Money At It

Right, everyone.
New Election Strategy:
We are going to pay all Labour defectors
to return to us.

Yes Alistair. I know we're broke.
But we'll just borrow the money.


Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Thanks Bob, But No Thanks

We're out of Recession!
Let's have an election immediately!


Monday, 25 January 2010

Mayday! Mayday!

That's it, Bob. Cover your mouth - and
keep it covered.


Sunday, 24 January 2010

Flipping Houses

BROWN: Peter, questions are being asked about you living in a nice house in Regents Park.

MANDELSON:  Gordon, questions are being asked about you living in a nice house in Downing Street.



Saturday, 23 January 2010

Caught U Kipping

LORD PEARSON: You try putting on a balaclava and wandering round an airport and see what happens to you.

WOMAN IN BURKA: Well, they wouldn't see it under this, would they?


Hat-tip link:  Fawkes & Nomates


Friday, 22 January 2010

Anonymity Guaranteed

I have decided that I will attend the
Chilcot Inquiry
before the election...
because after the election
no-one will remember who I am.


Wednesday, 20 January 2010

A Flake Worse Than Death 1

And I name this new
Cadbury's Chocolate Bar

"The one thing I want to say is this: we are determined that the levels of investment that take place in Cadburys in the United Kingdom are maintained and we are determined of course, that at a time when people are worried about their jobs, that jobs in Cadbury can be secure."


Monday, 18 January 2010

Slush Puppy

No, it's just not true that I had a
"Fund With No Name"

It was called:
"Gordon's Private Stash to Screw
The Bastard Blair".


link:  Slush Puppy


Sunday, 17 January 2010


The knife's in, Peter, now just keep twisting it.


link:  Skeletons...


Friday, 15 January 2010

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Keeping Up With The Camerons

No, Gordon.
You airbrush the photograph
not the actual person.


link:  PMQ's today


Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Sexing It Down

The Iraq war wasn't my fault.
It wasn't Tony's fault.
In fact, I think you will find if this inquiry digs
deep enough, that it was entirely
Gordon Brown's fault.



Saturday, 9 January 2010

Losing The Plot

HOON: I think my original idea was better.

HEWITT: What - standing up in the House and shouting:
"If you all hate Gordon clap your hands"?


Monday, 4 January 2010

Fashion Loser

Ok, but I'm very good at
dressing up policies.


link:  Fashion Loser


Saturday, 2 January 2010

New Labour, New Light Bulbs

Dim, slow to switch on,
and you can't give them away.

[Gordon Brown and his Policies]



Friday, 1 January 2010