Monday, 29 November 2010

Leaking The Bleedin' Obvious

Shock News: The United States
slags off other countries without telling them!


Friday, 26 November 2010

Thursday, 25 November 2010

In-Flight Entertainment

Damned Commoners and their
breeding habits.
This country will rue the day after
April 29th, you mark my words.


Wednesday, 24 November 2010

Monday, 22 November 2010

Saturday, 20 November 2010

Red Ed Comes Of Age

I am now a fully fledged
Opposition Leader
because I used the word
whilst not wearing a tie.


Friday, 19 November 2010

No More Sitting For Stand-Up

ALEX: Tch, tch, Jason: knocked out of One for
knocking one out?


Thursday, 18 November 2010

Berlusconi Loves A Mars

VENUS: Two little pricks in the office are
better than one, I suppose.



Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Plighting The Troth

WILLIAM: Well I thought I'd make use of
my Mum's ring and my Dad's fidelity.


Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Royal Wedding Special

Austerity measures blah!

The Nation can afford it!


Monday, 15 November 2010

Your Starter For Five To Ten

Oh My God - someone's started a
fire down there!
I'd better chuck down this


Friday, 12 November 2010

140 Characters

Censored redacted expunged bowdlerized
erased stifled suppressed expurgated
screened edited revised squashed
repressed smothered.



Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Can't Pay, Won't Pay

...And we demand to be treated like adults:
we want an end to cheap booze in Union bars,
no more subsidized travel and
rent that properly reflects full commercial rates.


Tuesday, 9 November 2010

China 9, Liberty 37

GOVE: Dave, do you think now would be
a good time to mention the
Nobel Prizewinning Dissident...

OTHERS: Shuddup and keep drinking.


The Buck Stops... Er... Over There Somewhere

Water boarding...?
I'm told it's just like surf boarding but you
don't get the tan.


Monday, 8 November 2010

Who's Yer Uncle?

We haven't decided on a name yet - but it's not
going to be David.


Sunday, 7 November 2010

One's Social Network

So... who's going to be first to
Poke the Queen?


Thursday, 4 November 2010


CAMERON: And these are my own
personal paparazzi.


Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Entente Hyper-Cordiale

CAMERON: And we'll call it the
Royal Air Frogs.


Monday, 1 November 2010

Ravin' Nutts

All those taking substances like
Crack, LSD, Heroin and Crystal Meth
can stay and continue to party.
All those drinking alcohol will be arrested.


Goal Line Twatology

BECK:  Nani definitely handled.

CLATTENBURG:  Yeah. But I've got a bet on for 2 - 0.