Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Positive Role Model

Ashley's promised not to swear at, spew over,
shoot or shag anyone for a day
so I've made him captain.


Monday, 27 May 2013


I've come to Europe to get away from it all.


Thursday, 23 May 2013

The Pop-Eyed Eurocrats

The ban on Olive Oil Jugs is reversed but
keeping spinach under your shirt definitely
contravenes EU Regulations.


Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Friday, 17 May 2013

Thursday, 16 May 2013

Groucho Speaks

I could never support a Private Members Bill
that would allow me to be a member of it.