Wednesday 29 May 2013

Positive Role Model



Ashley's promised not to swear at, spew over,
shoot or shag anyone for a day
so I've made him captain.


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Monday 27 May 2013

Postcard




I've come to Europe to get away from it all.


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Thursday 23 May 2013

The Pop-Eyed Eurocrats





The ban on Olive Oil Jugs is reversed but
keeping spinach under your shirt definitely
contravenes EU Regulations.


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Tuesday 21 May 2013

Friday 17 May 2013

Thursday 16 May 2013

Groucho Speaks



I could never support a Private Members Bill
that would allow me to be a member of it.


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