Saturday, 31 May 2014

Friday, 30 May 2014

New World Ballsup

I'm sorry, sir. This is Bilderberg.
No Flatliners allowed.


Thursday, 29 May 2014

Friday, 23 May 2014

Ex Leader Of The Opposition In Waiting

Stodgy, difficult to swallow and, basically, toast.
I'm talking about the bacon sandwich, of course.


Thursday, 22 May 2014

All Our Futures...

I do this so that all women will have the right to
vote for UKIP!


Saturday, 17 May 2014

Spot The Difference...

"You know what the difference is."
N. Farage                       .


Thursday, 15 May 2014

Three Wheels On My Wagon

ED:  And this is my serious face.

AXELROD:  Yup. We're gonna have to lose that.


Punching Below His Weight

Reports that Douglas and I had to be pulled
apart are wide of the mark.
I battered the wee bastard.


Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Another Pfizer Cock-up

Roll up! Roll up!
Who else wants to put the boot into me
for being a rape apologist?


Friday, 9 May 2014

Thursday, 8 May 2014

And The Oscar For Political Naïvity Goes To...

What I look for in a Socilaist Political Broadcast:

1.  Does it promote Class War?  Check.

2.  Does it represent Grown Up Politics?  Check.

3.  Is it Geeky, Weird, Cringeworthy and Embarassing?


So, let's air it. It shows all the hallmarks of
my intellectual self-confidence.



Friday, 2 May 2014

Max Head Room

"Get thee behind me Satan".
Matthew 16:23                                         .